Vintage Fashion Debunked.

March 1, 2019 in Style - 23 Comments

Vintage Fashion Debunked.

March 1, 2019 in Style - 23 Comments

Is “debunked” the right word? I don’t know. I used to think that I looooved vintage fashion. The idea of a string of pearls sitting around in a jewelry box that’s been passed down since the Titanic? Maybe it belonged to Rose De… Dewitt? Google says “Dewitt-Bukater”, but I’m just going to call her Rose Dawson because we all know she should have scooted over and let Jack climb up on top of that door with her. He didn’t have to freeze to death. It’s not always all about you, Rose, people are dying.

But the pearls. Let’s get back to the pearls. Did she have pearls? Oh, wait – no, she had that gaudy necklace that she chucked it into the ocean at the end of the movie. Way to be a hero, Rose. People were looking for that.

But when you say something is “vintage” – that’s what people imagine. That’s why they say “ooh… ahh…”, because they’re envisioning something that somebody wore back in the day. It’s a romantic idea that something has been around longer than, you know, a Forever 21 t-shirt that you ripped and threw away after one wash. It tells a story. It’s been around the block. It’s seen some stuff.

When I was in high school, one of the girls came to school one day wearing dangly paperclip earrings. Like, dangly earrings, made of paperclips. Tiny paperclips clasped together dangling from her ears. And when everyone said, “Oh! Those are… different!” – she told us that she found them in her grandmother’s jewelry box and that they were “vintage“.

Vintage paper clip earrings. From Grandma’s jewelry box. Like Grandma was a true fashion pioneer back in the 40s who just strung a bunch of paper clips together and then said, “Yea, I’m gonna keep these. Let me just put these in the jewelry box next to my pearls.” 

Did they even have paper clips back in the 40s? When did they start making paper clips? Were people even writing on paper back then, or was it all parchment and quill pens?

Okay, I guess it’s the 1940s, not the 1800s. You shouldn’t come here expecting a history lesson. We’re here to talk about clothes and stuff.

(Sidenote: I just Googled “vintage paper clip earrings” – because I wondered if it was a real thing. It might be. There are pictures. But I’m still skeptical and choose to believe that 90% of these came from Hot Topic.)

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But all she had to say was “they’re vintage” and everyone said “ooh”, “ahh” – because we all imagined Fashion Pioneer Grandma sitting in her 1950s style bedroom as a teenager stringing these paper clips together while wearing a poodle skirt, waiting for her handsome boyfriend Johnny to come pick her up so that they could split a milkshake together at the Sock Hop.

And one day her bratty granddaughter would steal them out of her jewelry box years later and wear them to school and probably give herself an ear infection if they’re legitimately rotten old paper clips from the 1950s.

Not as much fun as the Sock Hop. That’s all I’m saying.

But the idea of “vintage fashion” used to be my “thing”. Because I imagined pearls and corsets and “I Love Lucy” style hats. I thought this made me “different” and proved that I was “really into fashion”.

I was not “really into fashion” – I was into shopping, and clothes, and enjoyed the occasional re-run of “I Love Lucy” (still do. Don’t knock it. Lucille Ball is an icon.) It wasn’t until I went shopping with that same girl who wore the paper clip earrings and she dragged me into a consignment shop when I learned the difference. She said we were going “vintage shopping” and I was like, “I loooove vintage shopping!! This is going to be great!” 

Because I thought we were going to like, Forever 21, and just buying a bunch of gaudy jewelry and lacy things. You know, things that are “vintage style” (whatever that means).

“This place is great,” she said as we pulled up to a place called ‘Second Chance Thrift Shop’. “You’re going to love it!”

I’d never shopped in a consignment store before. But I knew that I was going to LOVE it. This was the place where people find the vintage things. And I had decided to dedicate myself to VINTAGE. All things vintage. That was going to be my style. I was going to be a fashion icon with one-of-a-kind finds. And I’d say things like “Oh, this? This is from the 1960s. It belonged to the friend of a friend of Jacqueline Kennedy.” 

Riiiiight. Because I clearly know so much about history.

Also, I’m sure THAT’S the stuff you’ll find in a consignment shop in Small Town, Ohio. Because that’s where allllll of the friends of the friends of the Kennedys hung out back in the day.

But I was sure that I was going to find some sort of gem. Something that I could say, “It’s vintage”, and “Oh, this? This is from the 1920s. I’m pretty sure it belonged to a Flapper.” Like I was going to walk in there and find an original feathered headpiece? And then wear it to school the next day? Sure. Let me just throw on my sparkly, flapper Halloween costume to complete the look. #ootd

“What about this?” My friend, Kara (the paper clip earring girl who knew more about thrift store shopping than I did) pulled out a pair of White Stretch Patent Knee High Go-Go boots. Like, Go Go Boots. Those boots that the girls wore on The Mary Tyler Moore show? Those are the boots. “These are great!” Kara said.

I know this is going to sound stupid – but in my head, I remember thinking, ‘They look… worn’. 

Yea. Duh. They’re used. You’re in a consignment shop, Bright Eyes.

Instead – because I didn’t want her to think that I wasn’t enthusiastic about this whole thing, and I still hadn’t given up on the vintage thing yet – I said, “Ooh, they look a little small. I don’t think they’re my size! I’m going to keep looking.” 

She shrugged it off, put them back, and we kept searching. Like we were looking for buried treasure.

“Ooh!” I heard her say after a few minutes. “You’re going to love this one!”  

Thank God, I remember thinking. I’m tired of sifting through people’s old used clothes. #vintage

She pulled out a black and white polka dot mid-length wrap dress. “What do you think?!” She asked. “Do you love it?!”

I would, I thought, if it was new and hadn’t come out of some old lady’s closet. It looks faded, like it’s been washed. 

Yea. Because it has been. Because it’s USED.

That’s the thing people forget about vintage clothing – vintage is really just a pretty, shiny, sparkly code word for “used”. And the older it is, the more it’s probably been used. And washed. And worn. By someone else.

This doesn’t skeeve a lot of people out. But for some reason, it hit me hard when I realized that wearing vintage clothing meant wearing someone else’s old clothes. Because apparently I thought “vintage” just meant “replicas of old stuff sold at Forever 21”.

I know, right? I’m rolling my eyes with you.

How do you guys feel about vintage shopping? Do you have any pieces of jewelry or clothing with a story behind it?! Share your thoughts in the comments!



  • RudaKawa July 20, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    welll… I shop in charity shop all the time, so most of my clothes is used
    not vintage
    some new ones too
    I wash them, I love them, I throw them away without any guilt as they cost me about 1.50 euro
    I did have some real vintage stuff though: my Auties leather jacket from 60s, my friend’s mum’s flares from 70s ( pink with flower embroidery ), my Mum’s corduroy jacket from 70s
    all used, loved those!
    I think of those clothes as pre-loved and I do think: environment-friendly
    got myself lovely second-hand dress for my friend’s wedding recently, was probably worn once before, was clean and fits me great and I paid 3 euro 😀
    can’t beat that 😛

    • Jenn August 2, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      That leather jacket sounds awesome though!! 🙂

  • taylorbateson July 27, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    As a women who owns pearl and wears them regularly I loved your post! It was a great fun read (:

    • Jenn July 28, 2017 at 2:22 am

      Thank you!! I actually have a couple strands of pearls :p (They’re all fake though. And I used to wear them with t-shirts, so I’m not sure if that counts as vintage haha)

      • August 6, 2017 at 3:24 am

        Nah man, it’s still vintage. Your look is just merely modern. So many people mix and match the old with the new and it’s wonderful.

  • August 6, 2017 at 3:32 am

    Thrift stores ,consignment shops, antique stores, I’ll buy used clothes from just about anywhere. It’s the most eco and ethical option out there.

    My favorite vintage item is this little Gucci bag I found at a flea market. It’s from the 80’s, and authentic AF(I could tell by how it was wore down, the material, the inside tags, etc). I’d been wanting a Gucci bag for a while so I was keeping an eye on used bags and researching how to authenticate them as I saved up, so I knew it was real. I did my best to mask my excitement and I asked the lady how much for “this bag.” She had a large booth so she either thought the Gs on the bag meant it was a knockoff coach bag, a legit guess bag, or something old and generic because she said FIVE DOLLARS. Honey, I marched right over there and gave her that five. I was vlogging that day and I wasn’t vlogging me digging through the bag but as soon as I got a good twenty feet or so between us I pulled out my camera and recorded. I needed to tell someone, ANYONE about my deal, I was SO excited(it’s on my YouTube channel now, haha).
    I finally got a Boston bag, one of my dream bags, but my $5 Gucci bag will likely always be my favorite piece because it is my favorite thrifting story.

    That and my authentic NIP Gucci scarf from the 70s of 80s I found at goodwill for just under $6. My favorite scarf, even over my secondhand Hermes scarf(because of the story, although both scarves are equally as beautiful). ???

    • Jenn January 25, 2018 at 8:12 pm

      I just found your YouTube channel! Girl, I love it! You’re awesome! 🙂

      • January 25, 2018 at 8:14 pm

        Ahhh thanks! ? I’m so self consious about it, and the fact that I don’t have internet at home anymore has made it easy for me to not record more. I need to just toss up that fashion and germs rant I recorded a week ago. ?

        • Jenn January 26, 2018 at 3:40 am

          Haha do it! You’re awesome!

  • shoppingassistant August 20, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    Loved this. Great style of writing! I find myself in the same battle between loving vintage and hating germs ! ❤

    • Jenn August 20, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      Haha it’s so true! Glad I’m not the only one!

  • taitezapalac September 2, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Hi doll! I loved your post a lot! I just wrote a post on the fashion in the sixties! I would love if you checked it out and gave me some feedback!

  • atticagain September 10, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    This made me smile so much! 100% know what you mean, I think saying the word ‘vintage’ makes people feel better that they’re wearing someone elses old clothes…

  • Hollie November 18, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    This post made me smile. I never thought of how people might wear vintage like some sort of badge of honor. For me, vintage fashion is more about dressing in a style that appeals to me than it is about trying to impress others. Honestly, I’m more often thinking “People must think I’m a right weirdo in this get-up” than I am thinking “I’m so edgy for wearing this vintage skirt.”

    The weirdest vintage piece for me to buy was a vintage swimsuit, knowing that had been in contact with another lady’s private bits. Even after washing it, I wear a small pair of panties to separate my skin from the actual suit. I can totally understand how wearing a vintage swimsuit would skeeve people out. It kinda skeeves me out, and I love vintage lol

    • Jenn November 19, 2017 at 10:26 pm

      Haha I never thought about that with the swimsuits!

  • whitmorrow January 11, 2018 at 3:31 am

    When I come home with a new item from the thrift shop, my husband always looks at me and asks, “who’s dead grandmother’s coat did you buy today?”

    • Jenn January 11, 2018 at 3:53 am

      Hahaha that’s funny

      • whitmorrow January 11, 2018 at 3:54 am

        I feel sad and awkward for about……4 seconds. And then i promptly drive to the dry cleaners.

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  • ExnouvellenceMag February 10, 2018 at 9:18 am

    You are absolutely right and funny too!
    My mother used to say that not everyone can recognize diamonds between glass and this is so true when you talk about vintage.
    One of our visual exemples of true vintage :

  • RhB May 9, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    I like shopping at thrift stores. And vintage things I go for are the jewelry. Old pins like my mother and I used to collect… statement pieces of heavy iron looking necklaces, silver earrings (since I’m allergic to anything but silver and gold in the ears)… I shop for certain looks… like steampunk… coat tails, velvet jackets for mad hatter, cosplay things… About the only thing I wouldn’t buy at the thrift stores are under garments and socks…
    Because seriously, I cannot find a tuxedo coattails tailored for my frame in the middle of August or July… cosplay season… Halloween Stores do not have them either… Macy’s won’t have them…
    I do have a few pins from my mother… But anything really old… My oldest sister has them all…

    • jennsfashion May 9, 2019 at 9:40 pm

      Definitely great for some unique jewelry finds!

  • ItsEriBerry May 27, 2019 at 10:08 am

    I think it totally depends on what it is and which shop you go to. I’ve seen some truly awful stuff in charity shops here in England but I’ve also found some brilliant stuff too – mostly where people have bought stuff online and can’t be be bothered to return it. It winds up in a charity shop with the tags still in. Charity shops here are also great for stuff like flatware or furniture if you’re furnishing a house on the cheap. They’re also great if you like a bit of upcycling. But yes, if it looks gross, it’s probably gross. Vintage = a label used to charge people more for preworn clothes.

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